Title: Marry, Shag or Cliff
Rating: PG-15 or R for one cuss word.
Summary: Watching too much British channels may not be a good idea.
Somehow Young Saeng knew that the British channel was evil. Granted it was wonderful tool on how to learn English even with Korean subtitles but it was worse when his teammates picked up the evil habits let alone his friends.
"Okay! Jae Joong, Hwang Bo, Hyori."
Young Saeng grimaces, "I cannot tell you how sick I am of this game."
Jung Min leans back and taps Young Saeng on the forehead, while pushing his beer can onto the coffee table. "Oh come on stop being a spoil sport."
Hyung Joon the baby of the group smirks at Jung Min, "You had to add in Jae Joong hyung into the mixture."
"Of course." Jung Min spoke and gave a sly glance at the eldest, "I had to make leader here contemplate the dread of marrying Jae Joong or TOP.
Kyu Jong snorts, "I was hoping there would be some girls in this then men in your choices Jung Min..."
"What's the fun in it....anyways come on..." Jung Min pushes. "It's only a game."
"Fine...." Kyu Jong huffs, "I'll marry Hwang Bo, shag Hyori and cliff Jae Joong-hyung."
"Your no fun..." Jung Min snorts.
"Well obviously Hyori wouldn't be a good wife." Kyu replies never noticing the tighten facial expression on Hyun Joong's face. "Besides who the hell uses the term shag?"
"Well it's better then the f-word." Hyung Joon points out getting hit in the face with a pillow.
"Who uses the censor statement of f-word-just say fuck damn it." Kyu Jong sighs and tousles his hair.
"Well you could always say have intercourse for the word shag." Young Saeng said diplomatically.
"Well then Young Saeng who would you then marry, have sex with, and cliff then?" Jung Min retorted peeved that his game wasn't going well.
"Fine!" Unhappy with the procedure of this game Young Saeng gave a slight look at Hyun Joong nervously, "I'll marry Hwang Bo-noona, cliff Hyori because she is high maintenance, and I'll have sex with Jae Joong."
"What? You would turn gay?" Kyu Jong hisses, "I thought you were straight."
"Honestly--if you notice how many people mistaken Jae Joong-hyung as a girl it would be fine or at least have people question their sexuality!" Young Saeng argues.
Hyung Joon then waves his hands, "Fine fine....lets ask Hyun Joong-hyun his own answers..."
Hyun Joong wasn't pleased that the attention turned to him. He ponders his thoughts, "Why can't you just simply Marry, shag, and cliff the same person?"
"Well honestly if you marry someone sometimes you want to cliff them and sex is normal." Hyun Joong spoke and smiles, "besides I've already been married why go through it again?" He then stood up and walked away and pause in his door and look back, "Oh and if anyone of you decides to really shag my girl friend I hope you will be prepare to be cliff for it."
Once he was gone Young Saeng peered at the others, "I'm surprise he didn't cliff us for wanting to marry her."